Greetings and hello.
My name is Crystal Parsons and I believe.
I believe each of us is here for a purpose. As my tarot reader / Jamaican
psychic / healer, Carla, says "Girl, you gotta' know before
you go." She couldn't be more correct. And I know. And I want
you to know. Know what? That there is a world beyond the material
plane that you and I exist in on a daily basis. That there
are psychic entities that inform, haunt, nurture and terrorize
us. That there's a reason Simon (my old flame) dumped me after
five years of supporting his ass while he "found himself".
What was there to find? Just look in a garbage dumpster next
time, you sleaze. For as Carla says, "Yoos trash." And while
I'm at it... don't ever call me again for "favors"... but I digress.
Back to my purpose. My purpose is to shine
a cosmos-sized flashlight into those crevices that we don't
go into. To illuminate the human and super human experience,
if you will. To that end, I started "What's Up Doc" films,
a clearinghouse for segments on the supernatural. Did you
see my documentary, "Don't Ghost There"? It ran on prime time
in Public Access Alaska. Well, almost prime time - it ran
at 1 am. Turns out they didn't get the tape because it was
at the post office for 'not enough postage paid' or some such
nonsense. But that wasn't my fault - it was a mix up with
an errant postage meter. Who knew they were adding a cent's
postage to everything mailed to Alaska? I personally think
it was a conspiracy between my old boss at KRQV-TV and the
folks at PBS Alaska. But that's another story.
A very exciting event has just occurred.
Using my superscooper powers - those powers
that just let me sniff, sniff out a story - I have come across
reports of two individuals who will help me add to my unearthly
journey. After glancing over recent police files and press
clippings - which I detail in another section of this site
- I sought to unmasked those masked superheroes from the suburbs
know as the "Terrific Two". I will call them "The Duo". And
that's just what I am doing. Now if I can just continue to
feed the cameraman and censor out all the boom operator's
harsh language, I will be well on my way towards creating
the world's first superhuman / superhero / deus ex machina masterpiece.
Onward and just remember: I know things I
want you to know.
P.S. I should point out that I have a very
strong feeling (and Carla agrees) that the leader of the "Terrific
Two", Best Man, and I were intimately involved in previous
life. He's the one in the tux. CP.
The logo of my new documentary subjects...
the "Terrific Two". Click on it to go to their
I like this shot . . . shows how I am always thinking (and
I was searching for the "Terrific Two" and found a new
friend (even if Mark David did not approve. He liked her kidneys,