"Aliens have a history of substance abuse..."
Roswell, NM - 2000
After breaking into the secret files at Area 51 using my
psychic abilities, I was prompted to start my second documentary.
This time I would tackle the theory that Aliens also have
a history of substance abuse and how this related to their
constant crash landings on Earth.
It would not be without hardships though . . . much like
my first documentary "Don't Ghost There", my crew walked off
from production numerous times; which in turn slowed down
production and at times I myself had to learn use the camera.
(This is how my distinct style of two camera usage between
both the given documentary camera man and myself was created
. . . and is still used today).
Researching started with civilizations such as the Mayans
and the Incas. I also looked into Mesopotamian and Sumerian
culture for guidance. Several of these cultures were known
for digesting alcohol through their rectum for a faster, more
effective "buzz". The first "visitors" from outer space, I
believe, adapted this technique. Unfortunately, between the
consumption of alcohol and the unavailability of being able
to use the controls when busy performing the inebriation ritual
passed on by the Mayans, many aliens had either near death
experiences or in fact crashed on Earth. This angered the
Aliens and in turn the friendship between the civilizations
was terminated - along with the Mayans themselves. Through
my research and filming I found out that this in fact was
the reason why the Mayans practically disappeared from the
face of the Earth.
Numerous liquor store clerks were documented both in my notes
and on film telling their accounts of Alien contact and how
the life-forms would (to this day) come in and purchase large
quantities of wine and hard liquors. These credible accounts
are the basis for the present investigation into crash sites
(mainly found in New Mexico and the surrounding areas).
Crash sites are covered up effectively now (Though the Chicago
incident was a historical cover up brilliantly executed by
the local government officials) and are written off in the
media as: forest fires, large ditches with old metal construction
items or government-run test sites/zones for new weaponry.
But as you'll see in this gripping documentary the truth is
much further from that which has been spoon-fed to we the
"UF-Oh's!"... Aliens Will never seem foreign again.
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